is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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