He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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