So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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