8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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