Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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