dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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