...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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