To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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