Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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