The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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