Don't you send me to vm
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
even my farts smell like vagina
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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