Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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