I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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