i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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