She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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