me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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