I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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