nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we're making bets on your personal life
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
