wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
