i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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