I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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