the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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