did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off