Do you still have your period?
How drunk are you??
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time