This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately