so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?