Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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