I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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