I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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