gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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