Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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