so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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