Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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