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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(630): I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about... http://tfl.nu/mp2d

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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.

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(410): To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows. http://tfl.nu/3dnj

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we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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(401): we'll go far in life on tits alone. http://tfl.nu/gwfe

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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(404): dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad? http://tfl.nu/i6v0

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(248): View more from Michigan

Am i fat?

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Well i wouldnt let you on top

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(248): Am i fat? (1-248): Well i wouldnt let you on top http://tfl.nu/1yk2

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(206): View more from Washington

woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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(206): woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night http://tfl.nu/9u90

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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.

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(248): Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated. http://tfl.nu/1crf

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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.

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(720): July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions. http://tfl.nu/elfr

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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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(707): nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids. http://tfl.nu/kj6p

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(716): View more from New York

I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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Eh. They balance each other out

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(716): I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day (1-716): Eh. They balance each other out http://tfl.nu/9dcn

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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off

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(406): All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off http://tfl.nu/72k1

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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.

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(724): At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help. http://tfl.nu/kqwe

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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS

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(334): OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS http://tfl.nu/wcsc

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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...

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(613): Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches... http://tfl.nu/4xud

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.

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(+44): This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither. http://tfl.nu/vp0e

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