You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.