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• (224): View more from Illinois

  :( I'm sorry!!!

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  sexual favors sorry?

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  absolutely not

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• (516): View more from New York

  you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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  ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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• (650): View more from California

  what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Don't make emojis simulating eating me out

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you have pictures of my pancakes

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  I need to show the world

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  They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?

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