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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(914): View more from New York

i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.

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(727): View more from Florida

trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(360): View more from Washington

Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.

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(509): View more from Washington

Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...

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(513): View more from Ohio

You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated

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