Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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