The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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