Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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