so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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