Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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