Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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