I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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