Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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