BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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