You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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