CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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