i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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