i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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