better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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