M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
