I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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