This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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