i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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