No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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