He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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