thus making me awesome and them whores
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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