Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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