We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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